A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Jimmy Saville

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Manchester City

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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This is a joke.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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