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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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