Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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A man died.

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Where's my baby??

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Anti Joke

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