LO AND BEHOLD!

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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