what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

One, two, three, four and five

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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