- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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