- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

^ That's not even funny ^

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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