Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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