THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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