- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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