Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

binladin walks into the american seals

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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