Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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