Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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