Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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