Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Yes

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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