What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blond are all stuck on an island 100 miles away from the nearest civilization with no resources. After 2 weeks, they decide that no one is going to save them and they have to swim for it. The brunette swims 25 miles and then gets eaten by sharks. The redhead swims 75 miles and then drowns. The blond swims 99 miles but got tired, so she swam back.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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