- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

womens rights.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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