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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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