- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

what is worse than a guy pissed?

A pope meets another one

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