Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Anti Joke

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