- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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