- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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