Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

hola said the chinese man

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are flowers.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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