Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Balls

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Liverpool City Football Club

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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