What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Oh, go away

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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