- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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