What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Chicken

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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