- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Hej Erik och Leo!!

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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