- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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