A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Potassium? K.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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