- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Jebron Lames.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

an american walks out of a strip club.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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