- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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