Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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