Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Get on the boat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Heskey time.

swag

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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