- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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