- Anti Joke

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.