- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Drew Knowles is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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