- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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