what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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i dont fisish anythi

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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