- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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