The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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guess what what ...

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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