How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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