- Anti Joke

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.