What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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