What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

woman's rights

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What is white and black and red all over.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Faithful men.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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