- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Potassium? K.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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