- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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