- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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