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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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