- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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