Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Albert your flies undone.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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