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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

12 niqqa 12.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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