- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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