su algato es en fuego

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

So these two girls have a cup .

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

I am a mime

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Anti Joke

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