- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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