What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

why does the man appear fat he is

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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