What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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How about that airline food?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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