In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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