- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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