- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Dead girls can't say no.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Lil Wayne

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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