- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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