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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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