- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

what is 3+3= 8

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