Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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