- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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