What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

whats green and lives in the water

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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