- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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