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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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