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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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