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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

If you have a stroke, call 000

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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