it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Where's my baby??

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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