- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

My spelling is horrible

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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