- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A guy walks into a bar

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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