- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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